Stupid Fucking Boarder Wall (SFBW) 

The game of failure.

2-5 players. Separate 6s from a standard deck of playing cards and place them face up on a playing surface within reach of all players. Separate face cards (including Aces), shuffle, and distribute evenly between players (any additional face cards are shuffled with numerical cards). Face cards are placed face up in front of each player. Shuffle and distribute number cards as evenly as possible. Number cards are held privately by each player in hand. The loudest and most racist asshat goes first.

Players take turns playing cards in the center above or below the 6s in numerical order of the same suit. Once a card is played in the center, that player may select a face card from another player. Aces may be played as blocks on the suit of the ace to restrict play in a single direction (above or below the 6). Cards played in numerical succession cannot be removed from the center. Once a suit is completed, the player that played the last card collects all face cards of that suit. If a player is unable to play a card in the center, (s)he skips their turn. Player with the most face cards wins.

Special ability: 2s may be used to freeze any face card of that suit (players cannot use or take). Players may collect the frozen face card as well as the 2 with a 3 of the same suit.